MEET
JASON DeSOMER
Character Name: Jason DeSomer
Pronouns: he/him
Alias: Whatever.Photo
Manufactured: Oregon, USA
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Class: Photographer (Time Travel Bard)
Philosophy: Amor Fati, Memento Mori, Be Cool.
Proficiency:
+5 Charisma
+4 Perception
+3 Stealth
“When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.”
— Hunter S. Thompson
Born in Southern Oregon. Came into this world the same way I live in it — cut loose. I’m a yes person, mostly because why not? Life’s weird. Might as well see where it takes you.
I photograph life as it happens — unfiltered, unscripted, and usually a little messy. In a world leaning hard into the artificial, I chase what’s real. The raw stuff. The moments that feel like something, because they are something.
Photos matter. They carry the weight of memories, the light of moments, and the faces we don’t want to lose. Whatever.Photo isn’t just a name — it’s a mission. I’m here to capture whatever’s worth remembering.
Based in Portland, but I’ll go wherever the shot takes me.
